The other night before bed, I stripped both girls down in the living room and changed their diapers. I ran back to the laundry room to grab two sets of pajamas, and hurried back to the living room. In that amount of time, like literally one minute, Natalie pulled her diaper off, peed on the carpet, and was trying to fashion a papal-esque hat out of her diaper.
Last night, Audrey grabbed my purse, took out my sunglasses and put them on, had my keys in hand and said "buh bye!". I think she wanted to go somewhere, eh? She did succeed in turning on my car alarm, and then quickly threw my keys in the toy basket - so my poor neighbors had to suffer while I scurried to find them and shut off the alarm.
Both girls thought it was hi-larious to shove some Annie's Mac N Cheese up their noses the other night. Lord help me now. I blame the kid who plays the recorder with his nose on Yo Gabba Gabba.
Natalie, always the child for theatrics, now claps both hands to her cheeks when she exclaims "uh oh - oh no!". Sometimes she throws in a fake pouty cry. She also fake laughs and sneezes. She is definitely working on a Daytime Emmy, folks.
The other night, as I was bathing the girls, I noticed Audrey scoot to the back corner of the tub and squat. At first I thought nothing of it, but then I noticed her little face getting red, and she seemed to be thinking really hard. Before she started a game of Battle Shits with her sister, I plopped her on the toliet. Sure enough, she let out a little deuce deuce. I'm so proud.
Every day we go outside to get some fresh air when I come home from work. I have a bench swing in our front yard that they love. I swear, we could swing for 20 minutes and they shout out "weee" every time we go back and forth. They also wave at people walking or driving down the street - and the cows & goats. It's so darn cute.
Last night, Audrey grabbed my purse, took out my sunglasses and put them on, had my keys in hand and said "buh bye!". I think she wanted to go somewhere, eh? She did succeed in turning on my car alarm, and then quickly threw my keys in the toy basket - so my poor neighbors had to suffer while I scurried to find them and shut off the alarm.
Both girls thought it was hi-larious to shove some Annie's Mac N Cheese up their noses the other night. Lord help me now. I blame the kid who plays the recorder with his nose on Yo Gabba Gabba.
Natalie, always the child for theatrics, now claps both hands to her cheeks when she exclaims "uh oh - oh no!". Sometimes she throws in a fake pouty cry. She also fake laughs and sneezes. She is definitely working on a Daytime Emmy, folks.
The other night, as I was bathing the girls, I noticed Audrey scoot to the back corner of the tub and squat. At first I thought nothing of it, but then I noticed her little face getting red, and she seemed to be thinking really hard. Before she started a game of Battle Shits with her sister, I plopped her on the toliet. Sure enough, she let out a little deuce deuce. I'm so proud.
Every day we go outside to get some fresh air when I come home from work. I have a bench swing in our front yard that they love. I swear, we could swing for 20 minutes and they shout out "weee" every time we go back and forth. They also wave at people walking or driving down the street - and the cows & goats. It's so darn cute.
